(via legit-humor)
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also to reblog my posts and fill my ask box.....you are going to make my day :)
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(via thegiggles)
- house phone rings
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me:
- house phone stops
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
(Source: legend4ry, via killemwithlaughter)
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
(Source: mechastreisand)
